QueerTrash does Jackie Beat...or is that vice versa?

Who doesn't love asking random questions to
their favorite entertainers and seeing what they have to say about your non-sense? I did just that with Drag Diva extraordinairre and 1/3 member of Dirty Sanchez, ' Jackie Beat' and the results (just as suspected) were both insightful AND hilarious.

QueerTrash-Quick! You're forced to change places with one living person for a day, who is it and what do you do?
JACKIE BEAT: President Bush and I'd commit suicide! And if the Secret Service is reading this, I'm just kidding -- please don't send over any goons!

QT-Before dying, you are given the opportunity to say one last statement to the gay community...what are your final words?
JB: What the hell has happened to you!? You used to be so fun and now you worship shitty celebs like Paris, live at the gym, text all the time and just generally take yourselves way too seriously!

QT-Favorite fashion accessory?
JB: Horse-hung Latino gentleman.

QT-One of the worst movies you've ever seen?
JB: Catch and Release. As Kim Novak says to Rock Hudson in The Mirror Crack'd, "I could have eaten a can of Kodak and shit a better film!"

QT-You are allowed to change one law forever, what's it going to be?
JB: The law that says it's actually illegal to express anything negative about the president during war time.

QT-Speaking of law, who would you like to see as the next president of the United States?
JB: It's scary, but I'm still not sure. But even if I was I might not answer, because it's private!

QT-Strangest place you've performed thus far?
JB: A terrifying clothing optional gay campground for bears somewhere in bum-fuck Georgia.

QT-You're going to be stranded on an island forever and can only take 3 cds with you to listen to.....what are they? (And yes there is already food and shelter available and somehow a cd player..haha)
JB: That is really difficult! I would have to say the Broadway soundtrack to Hair, The Dreaming by Kate Bush and either On The Third Day by ELO or Days of Future Past by Moody Blues (I know, that's kinda' cheating!)

QT-Where's the best place to purchase Jackie Beat music and see you perform?
JB: People should go RIGHT NOW to www.JackieBeatRules.com and order my hysterically scandalous CD's. My performance schedule can be seen at www.MySpace.com/JackieBeat

QT-Thanks again, you rule.
JB: I know!





*click above to check out: Jackie Beat AND watch a vid directed by Austin Young